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      12.04.2008 12:27

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      Like many we (partner and I) Subscribed to the Adult channel (3 channels) at approx £15.99 a month (used to be cheap as chips) the dissapointment was more for my female partner, she was lucky to see a flash of some guys butt for a split second, let alone anything else, same guys too! about 6 at most, also lots of lezzie scenes, ok if you're a lezzie, my partner aint ! so only ok for me ! I've just cancelled now, they suggested Climax 1,2 &3 anybody tried them ? would'nt mind betting they are simular, if Sky's adult channels (all) are reading this, we need more mens butts and errections, were you aware that its 2008 and Porn has been passed legal for the UK

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      16.03.2003 20:01
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      Firstly let me advise you that if you really want to subscribe to this channel on the sly and theres people in the house i.e. mother, kids, wife... Then make sure you drink lots and lots of coffee because this channel will put anyone to sleep. I subscribed to the channel for 1 month and i regreted it from day one.. Mostly it's just some girl bouncing on top of some bloke making the most unrealistic sex sounds you have ever heard. Sounds more like Tom cats at night. The camera man zooms in on there face and stays there for 30 minutes, until the bloody window cleaner walks in and joins in. At times i think the people in these programs are not really having sex, they just do the movements and make sounds. If you want to watch programs like this then buy videos and dvds, don't subscribe because it will be a big disapointment.

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        15.11.2002 09:00
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        Like most male, over-sexed students, porn is a welcome addition to any drunken night out. On one such night, I foolishly telephoned a subscription to this channel. How I regret doing so. This utter drivel is a complete waste of time and money. For £9 a month, you receive the dubious honour of seeing butt-ugly women jiggling their boobs and making truly unbelievably fake noises while having "sex". Now, I have no problem with porn at all (be honest, most of us like it really...) but this is not porn by any reasonable definition, this is titilation on a par with Eurotrash or a Channel 5 movie, and that is being generous. There is nothing in it which defines porn: terrible music, enormously-hung germans with mullets, yet a strange feeling of arousal. This couldn't arouse a 14 year old lad with an ejaculation problem. And that is being generous. Needless to say, a similar (though more graphic and of more colourful language( was sent to the channel, along with the canellation of my subscription.

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          27.02.2002 01:51
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          Ok I've watched it a few times, but quite honestly I've see better. The models seem to be rotated all the time and straight sex is rarely seen. I like many others watch adult videos & dvds, and I believe that you could spend your £8 a month or £5 a night (Depending on what way you pay) on videos or DVDs from sensationsdirect.com - annesummers.co.uk and get a better nights viewing. Even Still you can probably get better soft adult videos & dvds from Blockbuster, Amazon or Blackstar Due to the UK Obscene Viewing Adult Laws: The Obscene Publications Act 1959 and 1964 - the viewing material that Adult TV companies show is very limited and policed. Even Videos & DVDs come under this legislation (Policed by the BBFC). So untill the laws change, Adult TV is going to be basic softcore touchy feel and hardly not show any real sex TV. Listen, take it from me: "Stick with a Video or DVD and a packet of peanuts"! At least you can complain to the rental company when you take them back! My view "Not worth the money".

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            05.09.2001 20:35
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            Some of these reviews make me chuckle. Aside from everyone pretending they "accidentally" saw The Adult Channel and didn't mean to..., there seems to be a general feeling of disappointment that "everything is censored and you don't see anything". We have to remember this is broadcast television and to that end is covered by the BBFC rules and regulations as to what can and can't be shown - hence the lack of "happy men's bits" and close-ups etc. If it can't be contained in an (18) certificate video, it can't be shown on the telly. This is almost certainly the reason that most of the programming depicts girl-on-girl scenarios.... less chance of anything springing into view of the camera by accident :o) If you want hardcore sex then British television is not the place to look. If you want brainless entertainment then that's certainly what you'll find on this channel. We added it to our channel line-up a few weeks ago hoping for some fun, but to be honest the disappointing thing is the cheesy acting. I never expected to see graphic X-rated detail, but (and correct me if I'm wrong) surely the girl holding the "plastic men's happy bit" doesn't need to moan and groan as much as the girl who is err... "accomodating" it - am I right? "Just shut up and let her groan for a bit, you'll got your turn!!". It's sad in a way, but we get more fun laughing at it than being turned up by it - hey ho! A smile's a smile, right?

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              14.06.2001 08:41
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              I must admit that I have watched this channel. I was curious to see what all the fuss was about and flicked it on when one of the numerous freeviews were on. There are about 6 Adult Porn Channels on Sky television. They are all up at around channel 984 or something. There are various freeviews on during the night. They start at 22:00 and go on every hour, for 10 minutes until the programmes are finished for the night. I think each channel runs for around 6 hours a night - from 22:00 until 04:00. You can pay £5 a night for the 6 hours or it works out at £8 a month if you subscribe for a year. When I have watched the freeview it is always been about threesomes with lesbians. I don't think there are any straight people on this channel. It doesn't seem like a worthwhile channel. Maybe that is all men want, as it is the only thing on there. It is not my scene though!

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                26.08.2000 22:15
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                What is the point in the watching The Adult Channel. It falls under my old favourite - censorship. You don`t see anything on there that you wouldn`t see in a lads magazine. Everything is cut, and the good bits are usually being filmed from 20 metres away. Also, its very male orientated. I know most ladies would not like watching this channel (unlike the Playboy channel). Ok, I know the Adult entertainment industry is generally manufactured for the male population, but most men would like to want it with there partners, and woman probably wouldn`t find the Adult channel "erotic" enough. Come on The Adult Channel, put some pressure on the UK government, show less cuts films and make your content less tacky !

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                  09.08.2000 08:14
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                  Have you ever sat down and watched past the 10 min free view, well if you have you'll know that the adult channel isnt that very good, infact its quite naff. I mean who wants to see old ugly, bearded gezzers getting of with georgous girls its just well unfair, that such a ugly fat beared guy cud ever get off with some of then stunners. I mean im not ugly myself but not even I with my best chat up line... "is your name gillette because your the best a man can get" would be able to pull them ladies. And then it clicked .... well most people who watch the adult channel are fat old guys with beards.. am i been beardist? is there such a thing? Anyway because these people see, that people who look like them can get off with girls like that it must give them some sort of hope for the future(im no psycologist but you can visit my web site for futher information... fees paid by the nano second.) Which made me worried, im not fat old and i dont have a beard.. im off to shave after ive finished this i feel so unclean, so i quickly turned of the adult channel and promised my self i will only watch it the day im old fat and have a beard then i can live in hope. peace!

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                    02.08.2000 06:44
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                    DO not subscribe to this channel. If you watch the 10 minute freeview you will get an idea of what the channel has to offer.Yes,I know they say it gets better 'after encryption' but believe me,it doesn't.There are about 3 films. I know nobody really watches them for the plot but they are just SOOO identical you know what is going to happen. The same programmes seem to be shown every night,maybe they are. I find it so boring that I never stay awake for long enough to really see if they are really the same! Many other adult channels are better than this one,don't waste your money/

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                    04.07.2000 03:47
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                    I can honestly say i,ve never seen the adult channel,maybe the wife wouldnt approve of my subscription,but i do have sky installed in my home.All you have to do to receive cheap thrills(and i mean cheap)is just go to the german channels,these are found behond channel 32 on your sky decoder.You should see the adverts,if they dont make you blush nothing will and the late night documentaries will get you in a cold sweat.When i say late i mean 10pm our time at night,better than watching newsnight on bbc2 or trevor mcdonald on itv.And all this for free,the channels i,ve noticed this adult stuff on are----- VOX---RTL2 AND SAT1.But please dont tell the wife,i tell her i,m watching german footy.

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                      22.06.2000 23:25

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                      well guys and gals aren't you all glad to hear that she's abck with avegeance it's the 1 the only chazza frank. She's mean, she's cool and she's by no means understated. Picture this it's hot and sweaty. Your in a club having the time of your life then sudden ly the oh yeah, oh yeah of Chaz's remix of don't stop movin' kicks in and every1 runs wild when Chaz struts on the stage in her blue satin shirt and her hair in braids and believe me honey she had it done long before that livin' joy lady.She moves like a doughnut diva, feeling the heat and the beat. well you'll all be so glad that that millthorpe girl and well known larger Levi's model remember the last Levi's advert "larger is much louder". She's back presenting the new sky movies adult channel with her unique talents of enticing the men and pushing them away. She's a queen and she's here to stay 4 eva

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