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      12.12.2001 15:16
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      I have decided to write some laws which I would like to see and I have written why I would like these laws to be the law People should not let them go in the lift – I got in a lift at the 5th floor and a lady was already in there and then she let one go at the 4th floor and then she got out at the 3rd floor then 3 people got in at the second floor and looked at me as if I had let one go and then we all got out at the 1st floor and one of them called me a smelly bastard No one should have body odour before 9 in the morning – how does this happen when washing is available every mornign and so is deodorant People should be kind to other people – I think that this would be really good and there would be a lot of kindness then when I hold a door open for someone they would then be forced by law to say thank you There must be at least one chair for every man that goes into a womens clothes shop with a girl – I did not really know that this was a problem but now I know that it is because my friends girlfreind goes into a shop and then tries on a hundred items of clothes and me and my friend have to wait for hours outside the changing rooms for her to come out but if there was a chair then we could sit down and maybe have some cola and a danish pastry if i come up with any new ones then i might update this list You might think that my laws are a bit silly but I think that they would be really good My mum always wanted me to join the police force when I was a boy but she has changed her mind now that she is in prison

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        10.12.2001 21:09
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        I have been to the tate britain gallery because my friend said quentin me old china time we learned ya some culture so we went a few weeks ago with my friend and his girlfreind and she wanted to see the nominations for the turner prize and some paintings and it was free to get in Most of the pictures were really good there was some of some women and some men and chairs and there was some carvings made from stone and some old roman coins and there was a room were a lady had squashed a lot of silver gifts and hung them from the roof by string in a circle shape and it was called 30 peaces of silver but there was more than 30 peaces but it did look really good And then there was a special bit to go to and we had to pay 3£ to get past the african man with the badge on and that was where the turner prize nominations were and it was not really good There was a film of 2 men that love each other being cowboys and a old man in bed and then a large lady with tattoos goes to bed with him and he snores and there was a film of a smoking boy that was played backwards and there was some really good photos and the best one was a girl laying on the beach and there was a room with a light being switched off and on and off and on and that was the one that won the turner prize of 20 thousand pounds There was some other ones to see but my friend got fed up and said I paid 3£ to see the shite and that is when we left to look at the real things that were really good in the other parts of the gallery and I bought a pencil and a rubber from the gallery shop and we had some cola and a danish pastry I would like to go and see some more interesting things like that but my friend wont go anymore and he said that he would rather eat glass

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          08.12.2001 00:16
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          Brushing your teeth and keeping them nice is the best thing to do in the world I really love to brush my teeth it is really good I brush my teeth in the morning after I have eaten my breakfast and then again after I have eaten my morning chocolate bar and then after my lunch and the after my dinner and then before I go to bed i like to use my c3po toothbrush that my olaojomo got for me My friend said hey quentin you gimboid why do you always clean yo teeth and I say to him that it is because I hate bad breath I hate it when I am in a lift and someone is standing close and has bad breath and if Iam on a tube train and some close breathes on me or if I have to kiss my auntie at christmas and she has taken a garlic pill but has chewed it and not swallowed it The worst breaths are smoking breath red pepper breath onion breath garlic breath beer breath burp breath sick breath and red bull breath I know that it is other people with nasty breath but I like to make sure that I donot have stinky teeth And that is the reason why I like to use colgate toothpaste as many times a day as I like to I as well like to go to the dentist every 6 months for a check up and I have got not any fillings And I like to chew some chewing gum sometimes and be all minty fresh all of the time My mum always used to say to me look after your teeth because you donot get anymore after these ones unless they are false and they will cost you a fortune My mum had some really good catchphrases sometimes and her man friend used to say to me quentin eise delyia malaga’s But I donot know what that means

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          • Ten-Pin Bowling / Discussion / 3 Readings / 31 Ratings
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            07.12.2001 22:50
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            This mornign me and my friend went to a ten pin bowling alley and it was the first time that I had ever been to play bowling My friend has been lots before but my mum would never let me go before in case I was to lose my shoes The rules of the game is to use the ball to knock over the pins and then you get points onto the computer I thought that they were called skittles but my friend said quentin you sticky little man they are called pins and where you throw the ball that is called a lane and it is very slippy and that is why you have to wear a special kind of shoe that is red and blue When you walk in you wear your own shoes and then you pay 4£ to hire a lane and then you go to the shoe seller and you give him your shoes and then he gives you the special shoes in your size Then you go to the lane and type your name in to the computer that will do the scores for you my friend did the typing because he is a computer wizz and then my friend bowled the ball and knocked over some pins and then he had another go because you are supposed to have 2 tries to knock them down and then it was my go There is a good selection of coloured bowling balls and I chose to use a green one first but it was to heavy so I used an orange one for the rest of the game And we had chips and some cola while we were playing We had 2 games and they were really good my friend got the scores 112 and 142 and I got the scores 215 and 232 and it was really good fun as well it is difficult to bowl with gloves on

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            • Bargain Hunt / TV Programme / 2 Readings / 34 Ratings
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              02.12.2001 02:04
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              I used to watch this programme when I was home from work some times and I will tell you some bits about the show There is a man with a lot of hair and dark pink face who is the presenter of the show and my friend thinks that he is a noofter but I think that he is funny and he wears a really tight suit and a lilac shirt And there is 2 teams of people who go to junk yards and look for gifts to sell at an auction and the funny man gives the 2 teams 200£ each to buy the gifts and then you watch that for a bit One day there was a really pretty girl buying gifts but she was with her husband and he was a geek The teams are as well given another person to help them and they are an expert on buying gifts After watching them buying the gifts for a bit it is then time for the teams to go to the auction to sell the gifts and the auctionear looks at the gifts and tells you if they are good or rubbish And then it starts and all the gifts are in the auction and can be sold sometimes for a price bigger than what they paid and then sometimes they lose money but if it is more money then the team who got the most money can keep it I saw one team get 13£ once for selling a table and a glass frog What I think would be really good is if someone would give to me 200£ and then I could buy some gifts My mum used to watch this as well with me but she thought that the funny man was a daft bugger

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              • Party Music / Archive General / 4 Readings / 33 Ratings
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                01.12.2001 23:53
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                I like ice t He is the best man for music but when I go to a party at christmas then I like to hear other songs that make me feel all nice and christmassy my friend said that Iam a bit of a woosy pinhead for liking christma s music but it makes me dance What I have done right now is to write a list of songs I like to hear if iam at a christmas party Oops upside you head by the gap band This is really good for doing the oops upside your head sitting on the floor gaME Dancing on the ceiling by lionel richie This song is really groovy Breakdance party by break machine This is so I can show all the older people how to pop lock and general break Apache by michael viners incredible bongo band The best song in the world that has bongo drums in it Mr blobby by mr blobby This song always reminds me about how mr blobby used to be really funny and cool Ymca by the village people This is really good because everyboddy knows how to do the special dance to go with the song and the same with macerana and Saturday night by whigfeild Can can by bad manners I like to kick my legs really high Hey hey we are the monkees It is really funny to do the monkees walk when you put your arms around each other and do the funny walk and sometime we all fall over I cannot remember anymore because I have got a bit of a headache but the songs I have listed are the ones I most want to hear at christmas I think that I will be going to about 2 partys this christmas and I will buy myself a brand new jumper to wear I might drink some champagne if there is some there but not to much because the last time I had some drink to make me dizzy I burned my leg on a chip frier

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                  01.12.2001 22:43
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                  I love to go to parties at christmas and I really like playing party games with some people as well you can have food and drink and loud music I usually go with my friend and meet some of his friends when we get there Some games you can play at home with family and some you cannot Here is a list of party games that I have played with people before Twister This game you have to spin an arrown and then it tells you where to put your hand or a foot on a coloured circle and then everyboddy playing gets all twisted up This game is beeter played with girls and boys together Give us a clue This is a game that you play in teams and you have to be quiet and guess the names of books and telli programmes and films by acting the titles Iam really good at this one Pictionary This is a game where you get in teams and have to draw a phrase or saying onto some paper and then your team needs to guess what it is Iam a bit rubbish at this game Sticky Biscuit This is not a good game Oops upside yo head Iam not to sure if this is a game or not but you have to sit in a line and play the song oops upside yo head by the gap band not that one by snoop dogg or snap because they are rubbish Then you sit on the floor and the person at the front touches the floor and you have to copy and it can be very fun but once I sat in some chewing gum on the floor and that wasnot very good Truth or dare This game you have to ask truth or dare and if you choose truth then someone will ask you a question and you have to answer truthfully and if you say dare then someone will give you a dare to do and then you have to do it I donot really like this game very much because last time I played it the rope was to tight and the next door neighbour had burn the rope with his lighter to get it undone and I hurt my bottom

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                    01.12.2001 22:00
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                    If you had read any of my before list you might know that I now live alone by myself and I will be spending my christmas by myself Some years ago my dad died in a canoeing accident and my mum is in jail and that only leaves me alone I will go and visit my mum in jail and take her some cigerettes even though she does not smoke My friend will be with his mum and dad for christmas his mum did ask me to come over for christmas dinner but his dad said that it was a bad idea after last time And my friends girlfreind will be with her big family for christmas And I just remembered that sharron will be with me I have decided that I will spend christmas watching telli what I will do is to buy a radio times magazine and then I will sit down and put a circle in pen around everything that I want to watch and then on the day of christmas I will watch all of the shows I have circled Iam hoping to watch chitty chitty bang bang digby the biggest dog in the world the great escape something with monkeys in sound of music mary poppins james bond bedknobs and broomsticks muppets xmas carol but I donot know if they will be on yet I donot think I will watch the queen because that is when I shall have my dinner what iam going to do is watch some programmes about cooking like jamie oliver and ainsley harriott and see if I can copy a really good christmas dish from them What iam hoping to have is Turkey Little sausages Roast potato Sprouts Stuffing Batter pudding from yorkshire And for afterwards Christmas pudding and brandy butter and cream It hink that this will be a nice pleasant day for me but mayby I will be a bit sad because it will not be as good as last year when I got a lot of gifts from my mum and her man friend But it turned out that they were all stolen from costco

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                      30.11.2001 23:55
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                      I like to have food and last night I wanted to have some food when me and my friend and his girlfreind went to stevenage to visit a cousin of my friend We all went into a chinese restaurant called aroma and it is an eat as much as you want to eat buffet what I thought would be really good but it all went a bit wrong First the man asked us how many and we said 4 but he did not speak any english so we said 4 again but he still did not understand and we said 1234 and pointed to everyone and he said ah 4 and then he took us to a table and we sat down And then he said drink and we all wanted cola so we said 4 colas please but he did not speak any english so he said what and we said 4 colas please but he brought us all wine but we told him that we wanted cola and he took the wine away and came back and said no pepsi panda And we were all confused so my friend went over to the bar and pointed at the cola and the man said ah cola Then we all got up to go to the food and get some food and you can choose from lots of food I had kung po chicken beef in satay sauce special fried rice squid in salt and pepper and crispy duck and vegetables and mushrooms and beansprouts There was a lot more as well like beef curry chicken curry sweet and sour pork deep fried beef noodles So when we all had full plates we all walked back to sit down but the man who did not speak any english had put 4 other people in our seats and we had no place to sit and we had to stand up until another table was cleaned so that we could sit down and eat our food When we did get another table we sat down to eat our food but it was cold so we went up to get more food but we did not all go up at the same time in case we lost another table While I was getting my food a small boy was picking up the jelly and eating a handfull and then putting his hand back so I did not eat jelly and there was some other small boys filling up bowls of prawn crackers and giving them to an ol d man who was smoking a pipe and had slippers on and i did use chopsticks for the first time but i got a splinter in my gum so i didnot use them again and used a spoon We all did have some icecream but it was only vanilla Then we left and we did pay 60£ for all 4 of us but my friend paid for me because he is kind and when I took a mint imperial from the little dish and et it my friend and his grilfreind and my friends cousin laughed a bit but I did not know why and then my friend said quentin you jive turkey donot eat the mint imperials because they are covered in kidpiss

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                        17.11.2001 18:43
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                        Last night me and my friend and his girlfreind went to tgi Fridays in watford for some food and a nice drink it was a really good night that we had We sat a t a table and a nice boy come and took our order and he was called timmy I asked for a large cola and it was really good because you can get it to be filled up as many times as you like my friend had a paradise punch which had alcohol in it and his girlfreind had some lemonade because she was drinving and that is very sensible All of the girls that worked in tgi Fridays was very pretty and my friend said that I should ask a nice lady to go out one night for a drink but she said no I had philly steak wrapper which was sliced steak and roated vegetables in a bready type wrap but it was nasty and I had some chips and they were nice My friend had a jack daniels steak which was steak and a jacket potato with some roasted vegetables and a special sauce and my friend said that it was the phattest munch ever His girlfreind had a cheeseburger and chips and she said that it was really great And we shared some jalapino poppers which is cheese in a pepper covered in bread and then to be dipped in some cream stuff and they were the best in the world But I spilled some cream on my gloves and timmy told the nice lady to bring me a towel As well some people had there birthdays there and the people who worked there all clapped and sang and made them hold cakes with candles on and it was really happy to clap There was music playing all night but we did not dance because we were eating Maybe I will go there again if I get a car and a girlfreind but I will not have the philly steak wrapper

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                          14.11.2001 20:09
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                          Here is my wish list backwards like on top of the pops but with christmas gifts instead of pop music There are really a lot of things to put but this is my favourite things that I would like for this christmas My mum wants cigerettes when I visit her for christmas but she doesnot smoke 10 a sledge-I have never ever been on a sledge 9 some snow for my sledge 8 a flight to rio de janero- I have never been on a plane and I have never been to rio de janero 7 a really small monkey 6 1000000£- this would be really good 5 my friend and his girlfreind to get married because they are both my best friends and are really cool 4 lots of doughnuts and for ice t to make a new album 3 a moped 2 for my mum to come out from prison forever 1 to be happy

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                          • Heinz Tomato Ketchup / Other Food / 2 Readings / 31 Ratings
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                            14.11.2001 19:43
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                            Tomato sauce is the best sauce in the world It is made from real tomatoes and is red but you can get it in green I like to put tomato sauce onto all food like chicken nuggets and chips and cheese sandwiches and beef burgers and chips and steak pie and jacket potato The best tomato sauce comes from heinz in a squeezy bottle and is sometimes called ketchup or catsup by americans If Iam happy I like to put the sauce into the corner of the plate and dip my food into it and if a I feel a bit sad I will squeez it all over the food and it tastes really good either way and it only cost 92p from sainsburys but one day sainsburys did run out for a while and I bought some hp tomato sauce and when my friend came over for some chips he said quentin you buttmonkey don’t buy this cheap crap So I did not buy anymore Sometimes when I donot have to much money a can go to mcdonalds and get some tomato sauce for free and at halloween you can use tomato sauce like fake blood but donot get it on a white shirt because then you have to buy a stain devil And as well it is not really a idea to go out to do trick or treat on halloween if you are older than a child because some people get a bit worried when you knock on their door and ask for money

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                              Because of a problem with my mum and her man friend selling cocaine and stolen goods and now being in prison Iam now living all by myself so I must get all of my own food But I did have a really good Idea to watch the telli for some really good ideas of some food I have been watching a boy called jamie oliver and he is a cook on the telli what is also a good thing is that to get ladies to watch the programme it is called naked chef but he is not naked and you donot get to see his penis which I donot really want to see while iam cooking I like to make chicken curry like the cook does but he is a bit quick for me so I set the video to watch it later when I have got the ingredients to make the food I do like the food that he does make because it looks really good and his friends thatg coem over say that it is all nice but I do think that sometimes he can be a bit silly What I did was invite my friend and his girlfreind around for some tea just like jamie oliver does and I made for them chicken curry with some rice and a pie and we had some wine and some cola When I was watching jamie oliver make the chicken curry I was copying what he was doing so I would get it the same but it made me a bit dizzy because there is some jogging around by the cameras on the telli Then when my friend and his girlfreind come to eat over like on the telli they both said that the food was smashing and wanted to know where I got the idea from and I said jamie oliver and my friend called him a dozey twonk but I donot know what that means I saw jamie oliver do a advert for sainsburys and that is where I got the food from to make my curry which is really good The pie was rubbish

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                              • Money / Discussion / 3 Readings / 49 Ratings
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                                10.10.2001 03:28
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                                I like to have money I donot have much money my mum did not have much money until she met her latest man friend He would get her gifts and get her vodka and take her to nice places while I stayed at home and used the computer But then the money that he did have started to run out at the casinos that they would go to and my mum met some men and they borrowed her some money and she paid them back with gifts from the house She had to give them the computer and the telli and the washing machine They as well took all of the gifts that she had under the stairs Sometimes her man friend would come home and bring new gifts for us but it would turn out that the gifts that he would bring us were not his and him and his brothers had stolen them and put them under the stairs My mum did know about all of this but I did not But then we moved to travelodge in newcastle for some weeks until we were all arrested by the police I dinot know what they were doing but my said that it would all be alright but now she is still in prison for using stolen gifts and her man friend is as well but his brothers are as well Because I was not involved with the crimes I was let to go home My friend said quentin you are such a dipstick how could you not have known But it is true that I did not As well I did not know that my mums man friend was selling coke from his van All of this trouble has been because of money I choose the best way to get money and now I work in IKEA and I saw olaojomo buying gifts for her new flat on Wednesday which was really good So today I donot have a happy story to write for dooyoo When I have more money I will write for dooyoo in the library but today I only have 2£ left

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                                  22.08.2001 21:46
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                                  I really like to use yahoo as my email people i think that they are really good and offer a lot of good services I can get emails on my phone by text or by wap and that is really good my address is quentin_email@yahoo.co.uk and you can email me if you want to But you must be kind and not call me a shitbag because that does happen a lot As well i get emails from people saying enlarge your penis by 4 inches and lesbian tarts get it on at aol but that all goes in to a special mailbox called a bulk mail box but sometimes it does fill up and i have to do a block address to stop it and set up filters As well you can change the colour of your mailbox and create new folders to put all of your special emails in to and keep for as long as you like And it is all free As well i like to use the address section for keeping my freinds details in because i canot always remember them so it is good to keep them stored in yahoo Yahoo aswell sounds really good like a cowboy yahoo You can aswell set up a signature and use pop3 but i donot really know much about doing them Sometime i do get a virus on my email and one time i opened one by mistake and all of the computers in the library stopped working and i was banned from using them for a while but now i canot go there for a little while because iam in newcastle Today i got an email and it was a small film of a cow that jumped onto another cows back and then slipped and fell of on to the grass and it made me laugh to much that i spat my cola and it came out of my nose onto my gloves And when i had my mums computer to use i used to use yahoo messenger and i could speak online to my freind when he was online to and now i just phone him I like to email my freinds that i have made from dooyoo as well You can send emails to any boddy that has an email address anywhere in the world and that is really good but i only know people in england but zoe page is kind and she is somewhe re really far away like austria or vienna This is the best email service for me because it is really easy to use and sometimes i get a bit confused and have to lay down

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